Out with the old disclaimer, but in case you missed it:

Due to the fluctuating nature of the various realities and the fact that this is all from My Point of View, many people may think this account is innacurate though in my eyes it is nothing but the purest truth. However, due to the aforementioned fluctuation in the question of Points Of View, many parts of this are or will appear to be made up, including this paragraph.

Kudos if you could read that.

And the new one informs you that

I child-proofed my blog, but I still got in.