Hips are a relative thing these days

"Yesterday morning I tried to dislodge Z's hip using my own with an Angelique rendition of High-fiving: Using Hips, Because That's Hip, Because Angelique Says So. After witnessing Z fly across the corridor I realised that Hip Attack has anti-gravity effects and can propel an object, wailing or otherwise, some distance up and away. And I couldn't wait to do it again, except she wouldn't let me. Upon which my hip moved on to victimise E and J."
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